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Joke of the Day
"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."
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"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."
"Anybody know any good dirty jokes?"
"Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago."
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."
"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"
"I'm sorry I punched you when you said ""Facebook me"". I thought you said ""Face punch me""."
"How do you get to the front page of Reddit? Take a racist joke and throw Donald Trumps name in the title."