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Joke of the Day

"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"

"Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes? He was the first Australian to die of a bowler."

"According to all these ""note to self"" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean"

"Why can you always trust a bee without wings? Because it's down to earth."

"A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?"

"Testicles are like grandparents. You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone."

"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."

"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"

"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."

"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."