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Joke of the Day
"Two silkworms had a race It was a tie"
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"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"""I'm not racist, but,"" -Racists"
"Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains."
"I'm off to the store got your wallet? yes you sure? YES *hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*"
"What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken? Just the tiger"
"At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."
"I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date... ...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella."
"I love babies cause they just cry upon waking up and it's so honest"
"My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term. It's textbook economics."