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Joke of the Day
"I became a victim of my own crime, I just sat on a toilet seat after I left the lid up"
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"How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie."
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister."
"I've always wanted to meet a Syrian ... That's why I'm travelling to Germany next year."
"What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite? Their age."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"
"""It's not you, it's meat"" - vegan break up"
"The fact that we all attempt to look nice and go out and drink ourselves to death is proof that life is fucking terrible."
"If you want someone to like you never text first. If they text you then don't text back. Never, ever talk. It's the only way to make it work"