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Joke of the Day
"What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricerabottom."
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"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"
"Back in my day, I used to have to walk 4 miles to the nearest store. Because I had too many DUIs."
"What do you call a car without a hood? Circumcised"
"The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog."
"Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. Easy when I have a knife."
"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."
"One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, ""Khrushchev is a fool!"" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets."
"They say the best things come in small packages So I fucked a midget"
"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."