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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon? Put a sock in it."
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"What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river? Quatro-cinco"
"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."
"Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic? A: A PearlJam "
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors."
"*pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave."
"Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though."
"That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned"
"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""
"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"