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Joke of the Day
"Who came after Augustus? Septembrus"
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"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"That awkward moment when the operator asks you to read back the confirmation number."
"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"
"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"
"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"
"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"
"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"
"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard... Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get the dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own."