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Joke of the Day

"I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever"

"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"

"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"

"What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."

"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"

"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."

"I formed a band with my therapy group. It was fun for a while, but we couldn't make it big. Our album 'Appetite for Self-Destruction' didn't do well with the critics."

"I tried to buy a Christmas tree to put in my shed. I couldn't find one anywhere. They were all non - shed."

"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."