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"I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever"
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"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"
"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""
"Can you believe this guy watching porn on the bus over my shoulder?"
"while memes are a great gateway to wasting your life away online,, they're not for everyone . ask your doctor if memes are right for you"
"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."
"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."
"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."
"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"
"Knock Knock St. Patricks Day edition. Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would open the door I'm freezing out here!"