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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the policeman who arrested the two boys, one who had a battery in possession and the other a firework? He charged one and let the other off."

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""

"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"

"[junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me] Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him"

"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."

"I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work..."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."

"College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha"

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents"