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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."

"What do you call a virus that affects the command line? Terminal Illness"

"It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it."

"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback."

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!"

"My blind friend went to Home Depot... he picked up a hammer and saw!"

"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."

"This tweet would get all dressed up and go somewhere special on a Saturday night, but unfortunately it's married.. so it'll just get drunk."

"Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free."