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Joke of the Day

"Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season. One says ""Let's do this, I'm game!"""

"I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me."

"The Holocaust was real... How dare you deny The Holocaust?! My grandfather died in Auschwitz man Yeah, tragic... he fell out of the guard tower."

"Two atoms were hanging out... One atom says to the other ""I am about to lose an electron!"" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" The first repies ""I am positive."""

"What's the difference between Jesus and my dad? Jesus promised to come back one day..."

"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"

"If global warming was causing guns to melt, we'd all be driving electric cars within two weeks."

"My tweets are only motivational if your motive is to become an asshole."

"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"

"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"