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Joke of the Day

"Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season. One says ""Let's do this, I'm game!"""

"There's an app to show who's unfollowed you lately? Damn, that sounds depressing. If my number drops I just assume it's because they died."

"Where do seagulls live? Shit, wrong subreddit."

"Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork."

"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."

"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."

"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."

"How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail."

"Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!"

"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"