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Joke of the Day
"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"
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"I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat."
"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."
"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."
"Farts are like kids. You love yours, but other people's are unbearable."
"Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky. Surely, you can't be Sirius."
"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"
"That awkward moment when someone says ""stop"", and you don't know whether to respond with ""collaborate and listen"" or ""hammer time."""
"Man's guide for a selfie: 1) Squint your eyes like your cool 2) Look off into the distance 3) Put your phone down 4) Don't take the selfie"
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"