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Joke of the Day
"Where do seagulls live? Shit, wrong subreddit."
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"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."
"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."
"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""
"CW: How was your weekend? *finds nearest object* ""Hello?"" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? ""I'm sorry, I have to take this."""
"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely. It's women who make it hard."
"When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs? Donate them to the salivation army ^^I'llseemyselfout"
"If a king farts... Is it considered a noble gas?"
"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."