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Joke of the Day

"If I ever have a stroke I'm going to tell kids that stare I was making a face when the wind changed and then I had a stroke."

"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"

"You know what they say? Once you go white, you'll rob the world of it's resources and murder indigenous peoples."

"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."

"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"

"What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."

"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"

"[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin! Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. ""Snow White?"" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan."

"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"