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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer"
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"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"
"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."
"Why don't cannibals eat ex-wives? Because they're bitter."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"
"What do you call research to implicate dictators of other countries for murders by biological warfare? ...Foreign sick science."
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
"What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)"
"You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people."
"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."