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Joke of the Day

"Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's oink-ognito."

"Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face."

"Not so great minds also think alike."

"There's been four dudes wandering around our local cemetery all morning. I think they've lost the plot."

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."

"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"

"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."

"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."

"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."