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Joke of the Day
"Always trust people who like big butts.... They cannot lie."
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"""My uncle is a dead person guy"". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician"
"What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common? They've both had a downy inside em."
"Can anyone recommend a good website where people I knew in high school post pics of their meals?"
"What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free? The Internship"
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"The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life: 1 His Daughter , Baby Doll 2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll Aaand then His wife, PANA-DOLL"
"I don't use my power for good or evil. Mainly, I use it to watch TV, microwave food, and charge my phone."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear; the others a fucking amazing year."
"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."