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Joke of the Day

"Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples. He rises and addresses them: ""I'm the son of God."" ""No way!"" they say. ""Yahweh."""

"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."

"She said she needed her space and time.. Why didn't she ask for her velocity then?!"

"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"

"I changed the tranny in my 69 Camaro. Now he has a brand new dress!"

"[think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr. on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]"

"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"

"WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with ""Heyyyy you!"""

"I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. ""Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"