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Joke of the Day

"A man is flying on a plane Lady Flight attendant: hello, would you like some headphones? Man: yeah I would, but how did you know my name was phones?"

"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."

"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."

"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"

"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"

"Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door ""Back in 30 minutes"" so he sat down to wait for himself?"

"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."

"[puts puppy in microwave] [googles instructions for making hotdogs] [quickly releases puppy from microwave]"

"Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat."

"After my fourth failed relationship, my friend tells me 'keep your head up, these girls come and go, but you'll find someone for you', but deep down i know... Girls don't just come and go... I do."