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Joke of the Day
"Why must you be religious to join the Navy? Because it's a place of war ship."
Next Joke
"Remember ladies: when a guy says ""I'm listening"" what he means is ""I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable""."
"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."
"What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links"
"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""
"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"
"What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce"
"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""
"One time there was an Irishman who got so drunk He kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel"
"I just got fired from the calendar factory All I just did was take a day off..."