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Joke of the Day
"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."
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"I met the girl of my dreams, but it turned out she was my cousin... Lesson learned: Don't flirt at family reunions"
"I played Two Steps From Hell to my cat, and she became a lion. I played it to my son, he's still a disappointment."
"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."
"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."
"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I've never come this way before!"" The other nun says, ""Oh, it's the cobblestones!"""
"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"
"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."
"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."