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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)"
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"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for a day......teach a man to jacket he'll never leave the house"
"interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me: [places a tiny cactus on desk & smiles] interviewer: I meant like clients me: [removes cactus]"
"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"
"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"
"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"
"Why can't a lesbian diet and wear make up at the same time? Because..........It is hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face."
"What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"