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Joke of the Day

"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"

"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."

"Mid-'90s joke I just made up: Steven Tyler made a new version of Dude Looks Like A Lady... it goes ""Dude looks like his daughter!"""

"An Englishman walks into a bar. In these stories there is usually an Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman, but they are still at the rugby."

"Alderaan whoa this blew up"

"Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking each other ""do you have to do that right now?"""

"Her: *smiles* You fill those out very nicely. Me: (looks at jeans)Thanks. Bank Teller: Sir, could you please pass back the forms? Me: Ohh!"

"Friend- ""God you eat so much. How do you do it?"" Me- ""It's easy, I just gain weight."""

"How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball? ""Europe"""

"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""