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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve a worthless mooch? By hiding his employment check in his work boots."
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"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."
"I used to be addicted to soap... It's okay I'm clean now."
"My idea of Hell would be Ben Affleck reading me a sushi menu in his ""Boston guy"" voice."
"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""
"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."
"I hate Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves."
"I know there's something wrong with my braille book... but I can't quite put my finger on it."
"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"
"Say ""Oh my God"" 5x fast, then say ""I got 'em"" 5x fast.. Have you found Jesus? Lol, jk.. But they sound pretty similar, don't they?"