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Joke of the Day
"What burns longer, a red or a green candle? Neither, they both burn shorter."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Ye Old Lady. Ye Old Lady Who? Never knew you could yodle."
"I feel bad for Pedophiles They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)"
"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."
"What did Mr.T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I pity the stool!"
"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."