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Joke of the Day

"How did Will Smith get caught for committing 1st degree murder? He left fresh prints all over the scene."

"Wait come back, I didn't mean it when I was just being myself"

"How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago..."

"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."

"Men are like a bag of chips They seem full at first glance but when you look inside you see it's mostly just air."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"

"Q. Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis? A. At a secondhand store."

"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"

"A little advice on poetry..... If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you"

"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."