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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"
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"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"
"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."
"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"
"How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Let that bitch cook in the dark"
"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."
"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"
"Babe, does this mole look suspicious to you? *Points at mole wearing sunglasses and a raincoat*"
"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard."