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"What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? One of them is purple"
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"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting. Cons: Deez nuts freezing."
"What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself? IMHOtep"
"TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean! Justice was served."
"Here's a joke about the Reddit admins. [deleted]"
"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."
"My wife is so ugly... Our towels say ""His"" and ""Its""!"
"What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!"