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Joke of the Day

"If she runs away I will pursue her. But since she possesses superior footspeed and cardio I may have to borrow someone's bicycle."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."

"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."

"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"

"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."

"My girlfriend said I treat her like a little girl. So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself."

"What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora] ""M'dea."""

"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"