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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!"

"What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch"

"5 years ago, I asked the love of my life on a date. Yesterday, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. Posted this on r/funny and was told to post it here also."

"I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing."

"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"

"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""

"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay fifty bucks for a lentil on my chest."

"What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other? A howler monkey."