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Joke of the Day

"A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face... It was a bit *sketchy*"

"Girls aren't hard to understand They don't have dicks."

"Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music."

"You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn."

"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"

"Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile"

"WARNING: Big Spoiler Inside! http://www.dswens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/P1130541.jpg"

"Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day They let them get stoned."

"Light beer... It's like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it's just not right!"

"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"