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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"
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"I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"Why are pills white? Because they work."
"""Wow! Go show your mommy!"" -what I say to any child talking to me for more than 11 seconds."
"Who doesn't like a hot date? A necrophiliac."
"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."
"BOSS: I'm sorry I just don't trust your judgment. ME: [trying to pick up glass of water with both fists wedged in Pringles tubes] explain.."
"My girlfriend reacts to 'sex night' the way a 6 year old does to 'bath night'"
"Hello from the other side Bye."
"How do you get the political science grad off your lawn? Pay for the pizza"