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Joke of the Day

"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"Unlike his famous father, Lord Kelvin's son never amounted to much. He was an absolute zero."

"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"

"Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter."

"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"

"what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"

"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"