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Joke of the Day
"A book fell on my head a moment ago... I can only blame my shelf."
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"A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance."
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"
"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."
"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"
"I know why you wear your wedding ring on your left hand guys. Cause once you say ""I do"" your right hand is gonna be awful busy."
"What is it called when a black man murders his friends? Homiecide"
"Have you heard of the hysterical TIE fighter squadron? ... lol lol lol lol ..."
"Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."