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Joke of the Day

"I know why you wear your wedding ring on your left hand guys. Cause once you say ""I do"" your right hand is gonna be awful busy."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"

"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."

"Can anyone help me. I don't know where to park my boat and all the other captains are making fun of me. im under alot of pier pressure!"

"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"

"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"

"It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts."

"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."

"I'm inventing a glue and calling it James Bond... It's a chemical agent."