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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"""
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"I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt."
"Autocorrect changed ""meeting"" to ""mating"" and now my boss and I aren't meeting with Bob after work."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"Canada in view of recent events will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag."
"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."
"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."
"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""
"My town's population never changes Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."