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Joke of the Day
"I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt."
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"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"
"""...until death do us part."" *looks at minister* ""What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"""
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"
"Why was the little boy unhappy? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"
"Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam."
"My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature."
"A man goes into a shop to buy flowers for his wife. he then fucks the cashier and gets a divorce"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your vagina."
"Liverpool football club"