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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect changed ""meeting"" to ""mating"" and now my boss and I aren't meeting with Bob after work."

"What's bad about being a Black Jew? They have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won't talk to you anymore."

"Why are books the only thing advertised as ""Wherever books are sold."" You can't sell other stuff by saying ""Wherever you get this shit, IDK"""

"Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"I woke up next to a girl this morning... She must have been absolutely wasted, she didn't know who I was, Although that may have been the Roofies I slipped in her drink."

"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."