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Joke of the Day

"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."

"Whats white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"

"What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!"

"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"

"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"I saw Home Alone for the first time today and now I'm thinking about anything else I've been putting off since 1990."

"Have you heard men get hit by lightning 6x more often than women? The kitchen must be a very safe place"