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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."
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"I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget' He was a little offended"
"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"
"A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour. ""Muzzle him"" the vet advised. The man paused, and exclaimed, ""could be, he does have a big beard"""
"What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon? The New York Mankeys!"
"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."
"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"
"Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ""Hey, wanna get out of here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."
"Whenever someone's robbing my house, I pretend I'm robbing it too then I make off with as much of my stuff as possible."