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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."
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"My entire life I have never been able to finish anything. Most recent is this punch"
"Me: Okay... Time for bed. Brain: Cool. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: If you had a pterodactyl, would you name him Terry... or Perry??"
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"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dav."
"What does Sean Connery say when he has to go number 2? ""I've got a shituation"""
"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"
"Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry."