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Joke of the Day
"I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."
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"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."
"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"
"I just went to see the local police chief give a talk on heroin. I couldn't understand a word he said"
"I have so much uneaten hummus in my refrigerator, it's borderline racist."
"What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !"
"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."
"I've always wanted to be a plumber... but my friends all say it's just a pipe dream."
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