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Joke of the Day
"How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
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"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."
"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."
"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"
"The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker."
"Are there holes in your socks? No? Then how do you put them on?"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a woman The crust on the pizza tastes good."
"If I watch a meteor shower Does it feel violated? (x-post shittyaskscience)"
"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."
"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."