202422

Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""

"What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables? Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair."

"What do you call a Mexican Miget? A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an esse"

"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"

"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"

"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"BUNGEE JUMPING $25 per person. @$$holes get in FREE! No strings attached."

"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."

"What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? A sassination."