202422

Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"

"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."

"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"

"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"

"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""

"Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? Sir Loin."

"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus got a new job? Coworkers say she has an excellent Twerk ethic"