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Joke of the Day
"What is a Honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone."
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"I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill That means I can legally own a black person again."
"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"
"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."
"Sometimes I lay in bed awake at night thinking, how did Skeletor from He-Man speak perfectly without lips or a tongue"
"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"
"Cheesy joke Cheddar"
"What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? A pro boner."
"I was sitting on an automatic toilet yesterday and it flushed underneath me before I was done. Scared the shit outta me."
"Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home."