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Joke of the Day

"I slappa da bass man... ... then he and the drummer beat the shit out of me :("

"What's the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit"

"What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori"

"60% of African American girls agree to giving me a blowjob I guess you could call it a 3/5's compromise"

"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."

"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""

"What idiot called them ""Female condoms"" and not Estrojans?"

"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"

"Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for a day......teach a man to jacket he'll never leave the house"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""