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Joke of the Day

"Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a pinata filled with maggots & hair."

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."

"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."

"I should start a pizza place called original pizza, abreviated OP and it will only have take out. OP will not deliver"

"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"

"the average man takes just over 6 minutes to cum during sex, do you know how long it takes a woman? Me either, I'm already sleeping by then."

"Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment? Because it was worth the weight!"

"What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre"

"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"