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Joke of the Day

"60% of African American girls agree to giving me a blowjob I guess you could call it a 3/5's compromise"

"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."

"If Linkin Park was to describe photons: ""[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."""

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!"

"What's a boxers favorite joke? Punchline."

"Merry Christmas to everyone tomorrow... ....Today, fuck you."

"What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd? 1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation"

"I like my coffee like I like my women ..Without a penis"

"First date Him: What do you do? Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] ""I'm a model."""

"If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring."