196922
Joke of the Day
"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"
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"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."
"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"
"My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong."
"Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it."
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and told her, ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."
"What do you call two crows flying together? An attempted murder."
"""But... I can fix us!"" the rocket scientist sobbed, as his wife picked up her suitcase. ""Jim,"" she whispered. ""This isn't rocket science."""
"Count Chocula is undead to me."