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Joke of the Day

"PERSON: Want a slice? ME: No thanks, trying to eliminate bread P: From your diet? M [having sworn to destroy all bread]: Sure...from my diet"

"Why did the Jews hate the holocaust? Because it ""caust"" them 6 million."

"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."

"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""

"Memo to Life: Fewer lemons. More cherries. Thanks!"

"What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him."

"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"

"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"

"Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts"

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."