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Joke of the Day

"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"

"I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'."

"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"

"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!"

"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"

"They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps.... This is so you can watch someone else being fucked at the same time as you."

"What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House? Precedent."

"The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager."