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Joke of the Day

"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"

"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."

"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."

"I went outside for a minute and a bug touched me, so it looks like I'm back inside forever now."

"Singing ""cha cha cha"" during the pauses in 'Happy Birthday' is one of the most fun ways to momentarily forget we're all dying."

"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""

"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""

"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"